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Richest female tennis player? maria sharapova? well, i guess she is..with all the endorsements and all the winnings..admit it, she can kick *** unlike anna kournikova...saw her pictures on the web...shes a bad *** *****.. | | i think she is...shes been featured as the highest paid athlete...and as what you said, with all the winnings and endorsements, she really makes a fortune.. | Since ladies keep asking whos the hottest sports guy, its our turn? to find out who a couple of the hottest sports women.
heres a list, not in any perticular rank just a list
Anna Kournikova-Sucks at tennis but really who cares
Jennifer Baretta-Not many poople have probably heard of her but a very fine *** pool player.
Maria Sharapova- a little tall, i think 6"2 and flat as my back but still pretty hot
Amanda Beard- i cried and thanked god for playboy
Jenny Finch- shes so so, could lose a few pounds
Michelle Wie- to whiny and bitchy, seems like everyday is her period day
Danica Patrick- ooooooo fhm pics
Marisa Miller- surfing is now my favorite sport
Amy Acuff- Very talented and probably very talented in other things as well (wink wink)
Taryne Mowatt- the reason why i watched arizona softball championship was because of her.
All basketball chicks, ewwwww personally, someday the williams sisters are hot but i think there high on meth
ok i probably missed 100s of other hotties so list a few from myl ist or yours | Well, now I know how guys feel when girls ask about hot baseball players and we eagerly answer them.
How do I feel?
Like crap. Like, I think I'll skip my Lucky Charms tomorrow and go running instead | Why do people think Danica Patrick exploits herself? When her ads aren't even that bad? From the pictures I've seen, all she's doing is posing in bikinis and underwear in a sexy pose. They're quite classy compared to Megan Fox photos. She's saying not only that's athletic and strong, but she's also sexy. It's saying women can be sexy and touch. She has terrific body and I admire her muscular, but feminine built. And she's a good nascar driver. Maybe not the best, but she broke barriers for female drivers. People are like "Oh, she's such a slut in the Go Daddy ads". When all she does is watch the slutty women dance in front of her. And that shower one wasn't that bad because I bet she was wearing a strapless top or something. At least she doesn't show her boobs or ***. I do however am annoyed when people talk about Anna Kournikova and make comments like she's so hot and I want to screw her when I watch her tennis clips. Shouldn't she be seen as a talented tennis player than just a "hot blonde"? | | Any time a female is both very good at something AND good looking, she is bashed. If she is just good looking, no problem. If she is very good at something but unattractive, no problem. It's quite fascinating actually. Remember Anna Kournakova? People talked about her like she couldn't play tennis a lick. And she was a professional at the highest level of tennis. And she didn't make it that far because she's a pretty little blonde. Same with Danica. Of course she's attractive and of course that helps her career immensely. There are millions of girls far more attractive than Danica but it doesn't mean they can hop in an Indy car and cut 215mph laps. | What do you think of an excerpt from my new chapter? "I'd kick his *** if I were you." Beverlee commented. "Ooh! And wait until I get my hands on that little *****. I am going to slap the slut out of her!"
Natalie shook her head solemnly. "No, Bev."
"Nat, I know you're nice and all, but what they did to you was awful!"
"Oh, I know. I just don't want you to handle them, because I want to do it for myself."
A satisfied grin came across Beverlee's face. "I knew you had an assertive streak in you."
But Natalie didn't acknowledged that comment. She was too busy thinking about her soon-to-be ex-boyfriend who she just found out was cheating on her with a girl named Morgan Bryant who just so happened to be a good friend of hers since eighth grade.
Natalie was so disgusted at Dean, her soon-to-be ex-boyfriend, but was even more disgusted that someone she had thought she trusted had deceived her like that. She had only dated the guy for a couple of months, but she actually thought she had a connection with him. To think she was in love with the guy. Beverlee was right about her being too naive when it came to relationships.
"They say never to blame the other woman, but that's bullshit." said Beverlee, tightening her Anna-Kournikova-like braid. "I mean, yes, it's the man's fault. He knows he's committed to someone, but the other woman has the responsibility to not pursue another woman's boyfriend. Remember, it takes too to tangle."
"Oh, I know." Natalie laughed bitterly. "I feel like doing what Faith Evans did to Lil Kim."
Beverlee patted her back maternally. "Oh, sweetie. You're only nineteen years old. You're not married."
Rolling her eyes, Natalie made her way through the dark campus. Any other time it would have been dangerous for the two girls to walk alone at night on a college campus, but Natalie and Beverlee were on a mission to tell Dean and "Whoregan", as Beverlee now called her, off.
"I can't believe Morgan would do this to me!" she cried. "I did everything for her! Remember when I sent her crappy story to that publishing agency?"
"She blamed you when it was rejected. Like it was your fault no one wanted to publish her dumb pseudo-vampire novel."
At that moment, Natalie felt like a pile of ****. She had found about the infidelity when Beverlee had caught the two philanderers fondling each other at the library. Talk about adding insult to injury. The library? Everyone knew the library was Natalie's safe haven.
When they reached the commons, Beverlee made Natalie follow her lead. Usually Natalie wasn't into her best friend's schemes, but there was an exception this time. They made their way up the stairs, feeling at least pleasant enough to acknowledge a few of their acquaintances who were hanging out outside of their dorms.
"Which dorm is it, again?" asked Beverlee, landing on the top stair.
"Room 94."
"Damn!"
"What?"
"94 is my lucky number."
"This isn't the time for comic-relief!"
Beverlee whispered an apology before moving along. Finally, they reached Dean's dorm. For a moment, they just stood there. From outside of the door, they could hear faint noises. They sounded like little taps combined with soft whispers. The girls exchanged looks, knowing good and well what that noise was. Giving each other looks of approvals, they stepped closer. Natalie took a deep breath. She had never done this before. Knowing Beverlee, she had done this several times.
"Just do it." encouraged Beverlee.
Nodding, Natalie knocked on the door. Beverlee gave her a "You're guyding look." It was the same look Natalie's dad gave her when they were listening to an Eminem CD in his car when he was driving her home from basketball practice and he had heard a vulgarity on one of the songs. Without any hesitation, Beverlee kicked in the door as if she had a battering-ram.
Morgan let out a high-pitched scream while Dean jumped out of his bed wearing on his underpants. He instantly picked up an aluminum bat.
"Don't bother, ********!" snapped Beverlee. "It's just us. But you might wanna keep that bat for protection for what we're about to do to you."
Morgan looked terrified out of her mind. To Natalie and Beverlee's annoyance, she suddenly broke down crying.
"Um, what?" asked Beverlee, rolling her green eyes. "Are you actually crying?"
She let out a sarcastic laugh before turning to Natalie. "Why is she crying? Shouldn't you be the one crying?"
Natalie just glared at Dean. He didn't look the least sorry. In fact, he looked glad that he was caught.
"What do you have to say for yourself?" she asked him.
"What the **** is | The writing is okay - not great, but not terrible. I love this line - I am going to slap the slut out of her!"
It seems like it took a long time to get to the point. |
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